I Want A Letter Like That

JJ was blogging about having to go to jury duty and how much it sucked. She was thinking of excuses to get out of it.

That Janie commented on her blog and said the following:

I could have got you out of jury duty, we write letters for our psych
patients all the time!

"Joyce is not mentally competent to serve on a jury" ... see? easy!

I was thinking. Thinking really hard.

Janie, could you please write me a letter like that except drop the last part that says "to serve on a jury"?

Because then I could go around licking windows and screaming obscenities (not an easy word to spell btw) and I could pull out the letter and go "SEE! IT'S TOTALLY OK DUMB DUMB! SEE! I NO COMPETENT" and then give them the bird and skip away.