Mexico "Way"

My stupid blurbs about anything and addition to the ups and downs of living in Cancun, Mexico.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Proof I'm a Dork

Check out Joyce's Blog, Trauma: The Drama.

Here's two perfectly normal people (Marita & Dave) just trying to take a nice picture together for their anniversary when dorkhead has to get in the middle and ruin things for them.
Happy Anniversary!


Thursday, May 24, 2007

2012 Is Coming

I apologize for not writing much lately. Lots has been going on and I've been smart enough to keep most of it zipped, and if not, I've been smart enough to only tell my closest friends. The lots of stuff going on has not only been around me but has included me as the main player and at this time I think I'm going to get lucky because it seems as though the world just may in fact come to an end soon.

Yesterday, there was this really strange ring around the sun. It was the type of ring around the sun that you only see in movies when the world is just about to blow up or the aliens are about to attack.

It was one of those things where when you walk outside, everyone else is looking up at the sky wondering WTF?

We received an announcement in the office yesterday by Miss Bell Sister about the strange phenomenon and when I went out I figured it was something stupid that was being blown out of proportion. But as I looked up I got an eary feeling as it really was a crazy sight. I am going to assume that it was a cosmic sign from the Mayan gods and that they were reminding us that the end was coming.

In addition to that, there have been UFO sightings around the sun and its strange ring. They haven't been solid bright lights that just remain stationary. Oh no, these little suckers are flying all around and are having a great time while doing it. I bet they are totally thinking, "lets mess with their heads!". (you can replace "mess" with the word "fuck" if it wasn't funny enough when you read it)

Here is a picture that a friend of a friend captured yesterday:

Do you see the solid white light at the bottom sort of left of the picture. THATS ONE OF THE UFO'S. And it looks like there is some strange black master UFO in the middle of the sun, shooting some strange "laser" down to the earth. We are still here though. So I guess this is like a test for the emergency broadcast system or something. You know, a test before 2012 gets here.

So there you have it folks. Cancun has rings around its sun and UFO's......... as well as beaches, archeological sites, all night partying and shitty shopping!


5/24/2007 -12:27 p.m.

The ring is back today! And this time I took a picture with my super duper special cell phone that I am so glad I bought! This picture really gives an idea of what it looks like:

Boo ya!

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Friday, May 18, 2007

For Irene aka Mom, Mother, Mummy

I check my but in the mirror before I leave the house, I stack my dishes a certain way, and I make sure the toothpaste tube is squeezed a certain way because of you!

You Are Totally Like Your Mom

You and your mom are practically clones.
You think alike, and you even seem to read each other's minds.
You're definitely you're mother's child... and that's just fine with you.

Don't laugh, you remind me of grandma!


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bad Stuff Equation

Bad Karma + Negative Energy
= Bad Shit in Your Life
In other words, all that bad stuff you did, and that you keep doing, and all that negative energy you have surrounding you, whether it be direct, or from others will get you the answer to the above equation.
Side Note: Nothing in particular is going on which would have caused me to drum up this wonderful equation. I was having a discussion with my mother in chat and she asked why all these bad things kept happening to this one person. That was my answer! I thought it was clever. Tee hee!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Cutest Pet

Come on! You know he's a cutie pie. So help him out and vote for him!


Monday, May 07, 2007


I guess Moco was having a bad day. I wish I had a punching bag in the apartment like she does.

She totally got busted. While I suspected it was her that does this every once in a while, I didn't know for sure. Now I know:

In the same day, I caught Diesel dressing up in drag:
It seems I've only got one normal animal. She is as innocent as can be (well minus the whole ripping up your couches thing. Thats why I have sheets over them):

Yes folks. My house is rather exciting!

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

What Tarot Card Are You?

You Are The Emperor

You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father.
I've taken this quiz somewhere else and gotten the same card. Interesting. What about you?

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The World is Ending

Just go watch CNN for an hour, take a look at all the natural disasters and crazy weather within the last 5 years, or look around at all the wackadoos that are out there.

The Mayans say it's ending in 2012, so considering.....we are right on track!

I rest my case!