I Want A Letter Like That
JJ was blogging about having to go to jury duty and how much it sucked. She was thinking of excuses to get out of it.
That Janie commented on her blog and said the following:
I was thinking. Thinking really hard.
Janie, could you please write me a letter like that except drop the last part that says "to serve on a jury"?
Because then I could go around licking windows and screaming obscenities (not an easy word to spell btw) and I could pull out the letter and go "SEE! IT'S TOTALLY OK DUMB DUMB! SEE! I NO COMPETENT" and then give them the bird and skip away.
That Janie commented on her blog and said the following:
I could have got you out of jury duty, we write letters for our psych
patients all the time!
"Joyce is not mentally competent to serve on a jury" ... see? easy!
I was thinking. Thinking really hard.
Janie, could you please write me a letter like that except drop the last part that says "to serve on a jury"?
Because then I could go around licking windows and screaming obscenities (not an easy word to spell btw) and I could pull out the letter and go "SEE! IT'S TOTALLY OK DUMB DUMB! SEE! I NO COMPETENT" and then give them the bird and skip away.
Labels: funny, jury duty, letter, obscenities
posted by My Way @ 8:40 PM
8 Comments:
At 8:59 PM, February 23, 2007,
JJ said…
You are destined to become a crazy old lady sitting on a park bench screaming at the pigeons.
I know, I checked my cards.
At 9:26 PM, February 23, 2007,
My Way said…
February 23rd, 2007
To Whom It May Concern:
Elizabeth is not mentally competent.
Janie
Mental Institution Specialist
At 9:28 PM, February 23, 2007,
Anonymous said…
But she likes birds....I think she will more likely be screaming at the people! LOL
I´m looking into having the letter translated into Spanish for immediate use!
At 10:09 PM, February 23, 2007,
Anonymous said…
OMG! I am almost peeing my pants at you! LOL!
janie
At 7:06 AM, February 24, 2007,
SS said…
OMG!!! I was going to ask Janie the same thing!! Too funny!
At 11:04 PM, February 24, 2007,
Anonymous said…
Mexico Way...I don't leave crappy, negative comments on your blog and would appreciate you keeping yours off mine. If you want to be hateful and negative be that, but don't extend it to others who choose to get past things and be positive!
At 1:03 PM, February 25, 2007,
My Way said…
I am going to leave your comment and I'm not going to call it crappy or negative. As for my comment which you've deleted, I can completely see how you might have taken it the wrong way. Ask anyone who knows me, I wasn't being "crappy or negative" it was nothing but a joke and if you had heard me say it, there would have been a bunch of laughter right after. I guess my dry sense of humour didn't come across. Any how I apologize. I will refrain from commenting on your blog as I don't want to offend again. If you recall, the tarot reading I gave you was positive and meant for good which I think you know. I wouldn't go out of my way to be negative and rude to someone I don't even know, who is a good friend of a good friend of mine. Again I apologize and hope you have a great week. ~Lizard
At 5:37 PM, February 28, 2007,
Anonymous said…
Shit, shit, shit! And here I am just LOOKING for a place where I can put crappy negative comments! Dang! I thought I had finally found the right blog for me to post my crappy negativity to, &^%$#*!
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