An Insult a Day

JJ gave me an Insult A Day calendar. You know, the ones that have an insult a day and you tear it off the next day? I thought it would be really really good actually. But I think I was looking more along the lines of actual insults like:

• You're a *&()head!
• You're mama's so ugly, she scared herself when she looked in the mirror!
• F*&( you asshole!
• Eres una puta de la calle!
• Oh my, haven't you gained a few pounds!!!

But actually, they don't. They say a lot of stuff that I just don't get is an insult. Here is an example:

• A great entertainer and a great Catholic. As a Catholic, he is often compared to St. Paul, one of the dullest towns in America.

This is todays:

• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

That one is actually not bad. Sometimes I like to humiliate myself in public for shits and giggles tho. So it can go either way I guess. Just like when I say, "F*&( you asshole!".....you know I mean it in the most intelligently loving way possible.

(Two blogs in one day. I'm so good. Beat that JJ!)