Irritation Overload

Have you ever had one of those days where it seems like EVERYTHING is annoying you?

Yeah?

I know I have.

I've been like that since about oh..... Sunday! Today is Wednesday. Lets hope this gets better.

It doesn't help that my whole sinus infection thing is back and that I'm bloated to smithereens or that no one knows how to drive, or that the 6 punks that are living upstairs party all night long (yes...that means until about 7 am). Or that my cat Moco loves to take off on me (she's not allowed out) and hang out on other people's patios that are very difficult to get to.

It certainly doesn't help that men think it's funny to "cat call" me "mamasita rica" and make kissing slurping sounds (do they not have any verguenza?) and it doesn't help that my psycho EXboyfriend won't just get a life (you'd think he would with a baby on the way) and leave me alone (can we say OBSESSION???).

It doesn't help that clients at work are stupid or that the owners of the apartment downstairs want to break holes in both of our showers because apparently original construction and plumbing SUCKS ASS.

But you know, I don't want to complain or anything. I'm sure you have better things to do than to listen to me bitch. However, if you feel like you want to bitch about something yourself, please do so in the comment section (I for one want to hear about other people's irritations).

IF you want to bitch about me, I suggest you bleepiddy bleep off because I will sick some Santeria madness on your culo. Because you know? There's not much else you can do around here. I think that is what I will do from now on. In fact that is a GREAT IDEA!

Watch out punks that live upstairs! You may find some chicken bones on your doorstep!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Insert Cheezburger Saying Here:

Irritations....

I gotz em!