Mexico "Way"

My stupid blurbs about anything and addition to the ups and downs of living in Cancun, Mexico.

Friday, March 28, 2008

It's All About ME ME ME!

Seriously. Rivergirl and Trauma: The gals both know how much I hate these things and how many times I've squirmed out of doing them.

But you are lucky today because guess what!? I work in the MOST productive office in the world and yet I can actually make some time for this (quit yer laughing Lisa & Beck ~ Fart Slaves!).

What the frig is a meme anyways?

meme (mēm) Pronunciation Key
n. A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.

Alrighty then. So I repeat...........What the frig is a meme anyways?

No clue. But I'll do it anyways:

What are your top 3 favorite foods?

That shit changes all the time. But in general I love sushi. And sometimes cereal is really good. Oh and hellooooo KETCHUP CHIPS! I don't fricken know. Don't you know taste buds change every 4 years? I could go on and on and on. I just love food. I mean....hello....look at my ass!

What was the last book you read and would you recommend it?

I'm so glad you asked this. Because I actually read a book not too long ago. (I generally hate reading. SUE ME!) But I liked this book a lot. It's called "The Rescue" by Nicholas Sparks. I believe he wrote "Message in a Bottle" and "The Horse Whisperer". Anyhow. The book had the emotion I needed at the time I read it. Nuff said.

What are your top 3 favorite places?

OH lordy. Here we go. Another hard question. I like being on my bed. My bed is the bomb. I could take this into the dirty realm but I wont. I love the beach, I love the mountains and I love any place that makes me feel happy.

What was the last lie you told?

Oh man. I lie so much I don't even know anymore.

What are your favorite 3 sports (to watch or participate in)?

I love hitting people in the head. Whether it's kicking them or punching them or kneeing them. I haven't been able to do that a lot lately (notice how I said "lately") so the stress of it has transferred to my blog (lucky you). So...that would mean Mixed Martial Arts & Muay Thai Kickboxing. As for watching, a good 'ol live Vancouver Canucks hockey game will keep me interested too.

What was the last movie you watched and would you recommend it?

I saw "10,000 B.C" I liked it and I would recommend it. I think I have to watch it again though. I missed a lot. My brain wanders.....

List 3 things you can see outside of the nearest window.

1) A cement wall. It turns me on.
2) Trees. Thank god ... at least there is some nature.
3) Those frickin steel rods that stick out of the cement hopes that the people will one day have enough money to finish the wall and build a bigger better whatever it is they are building.

Where was the last place you went?

In the toilet. One time at band camp when we were drinking in the car I had to go so bad that I went ..... (we're just not THAT close. i can't finish the story. sorry.....and um, lucky you right! cuz i'm just not that into you.....oh um oooops, wrong topic.)

What are your top 3 favorite “good causes” or charities?

I am trying to collect Fart Slaves so that I have enough methane gas to create an atomic bomb. I think this is a good cause. If you want to be part of it let me know. Besides that, anything related to saving animals is a good cause. Cuz..... screw people! Animals rock!

What was the last thing you did for someone else?

Oh the list is endless......but I did buy flowers for someone too. So there. JJ ain't better than MOI!

Name 3 places you have never been that you want to visit.

The moon, the top of Mount Everest, and heaven. Besides that, Thailand, Bora Bora and Greece would work.

What was the last thing you threw in the garbage/recycling?

I threw an empty package of "Oregon Chai Tea" in the basura. Whats it to you?

Name 3 things on your bedside table.

I have two bedside tables. Which one do you want to know about? There is dust, cat hair and dog treats on one of them. A lamp, a picture of me with my bro (he just got engaged woo hoo) and me and my friend Mary-Anne and some candles, oh yeah and some more dust.

Describe or name the last piece of art you looked at.

I would probably have to say Trey Ratcliff's website "Stuck in Customs" that I told you about the other day. But also I went to the art gallery in La Isla and had a look at some art them there.

What are the top 3 things that your job requires you to think about?

1) How to avoid questions.

2) How to say shit without really lying but without really telling the truth.

3) When to hang up on someone who gets your adrenalin going.

What was the last musical or theatrical event that you attended?

Holy crap that was like seconds ago. Have you ever been to my office? There's singing and dancing and all sorts of crazy shiat that goes on over here up in this hizous!

What are the first 3 things you would do if you won the lottery?

I know you all think I would go out and partay like a rockstar. But first I'd sit down and figure out taxes and what I am really left with. I would then consult with my father and a financial advisor, most probably going with my father's advice. I'd have a little fun with it (travel and purchase some items) and probably invest in real estate.

Describe or name the last serious injury or illness you had?

I got a really bad bacterial and viral infection. The doctor did not test the bacteria and didn't know what type of virus I had and prescribed the wrong antibiotics. When I phoned to tell her they weren't kicking in she said to give it more time. I did. I woke up one morning and couldn't move the left side of my face. My 7th cranial nerve was compressed by the massive infection that I had. Which basically means I was so swollen that the main nerve that controls the actions on the left side of my face got squished. I had Bell's Palsy for two months. The left side of my face was droopy, I couldn't speak properly (let alone Speak another language like this), I had to blink with my finger, tape my eye closed at night and I can't tell you how stressful it was to have this in a foreign country. My dad had it years ago and via his advice, acupuncture, holistic medicine, an electric stimulator, traditional medicine, meditation, my friend's support and my will to get better, I can now smile again and am thankful that I can do so.

What are the top 3 things that you wish you could do?

I know in general people are suppose to have no regrets. But I really do wish I could rewind time and do some things differently. I wish I could undo the fact that I had to have ACL surgery and I wish I could have never met the biggest mother fucker that I've ever met in my life. (See....I'm not bitter at all!) Although...I still like that ring. Asshole. Wow....I digress fast don't I? LOL! I also wish I could fly and harness my psychic ability more.

What was the last thing that someone said to you that you will remember forever?

"Your friendship blow winds of change through my soul." ~ Chris "The Fart Slave"

So then there you go. I hope I didn't bore you with my MEMEME!

I'm suppose to tag some people should I piss off? I don't remember who's already been tagged so:

A Canuck in Cancun

Heather in Paradise

Living the Lisa Loca

Isla Gringo

Just Married Chilean Style


Have fun with it!


  • At 4:44 PM, March 28, 2008, Anonymous lisaloveloca said…

    Oh SNAP you so didn't tag my phat arse!
    Hell no I won't go!
    Christ on a cracker(Ritz)when I am gonna find the time to do this!!??
    I am busy at my desk- sheeeeeesh!
    Ummm can I just answer cheese to every question?
    *struts off grumbling to self*

  • At 1:21 AM, March 29, 2008, Blogger JJ said…

    Yay! That was fun! I think all my comments on your blog are the same.

    I appreciate that you stepped up and did the meme thing for Rivergirl and I. You're the best. And SO funny! I loved the one about the biggest mother fucker we've all ever known...

    I just figured meme was French, meaning "same". Google is cool, huh?

  • At 10:51 AM, March 29, 2008, Anonymous heather said…

    Crap...tagged twice. Guess I'll really have to do this thing now.

  • At 1:14 PM, March 29, 2008, Blogger mexpat said…

    Can I sell my husband into fart slavery? Because, seriously, you'd be closer to building that bomb if you had him in your ranks....

    I'm just sayin'...

  • At 11:20 PM, March 31, 2008, Blogger Mexico Way said…

    Mexpat...sure the more, the better. lol.

  • At 4:14 PM, April 02, 2008, Blogger wayne said…

    How do you know when the 4 years are up and your taste buds have now changed? Don't want to risk that they haven't changed yet before I go back and try something that I have previously hated!
    Love lisaloveloca's comment. We should all just answer "cheese" to these things!


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