Palabra A Tu Madre

Word to your mother.

My friend and co-worker Lisa Love told us a story about her friend back home who wanted to know how to say "word to your mother" in Spanish. The direct translation is Palabra a Tu Madre. Now if you go to any Spanish speaking person and say "Palabra a Tu Madre", they will look at you like you're retarded.

So for no good reason we were talking about "pinching a loaf" and thought it would be funny to translate into Spanish:

Pinching a loaf = Pedescar el Bimbo

We like that one a lot.

So I thought I'd take it to another level and do a few more:

A diamond in the rough = Un diamante en el mierda
A diamond is forever = Un diamante dura hasta la chingada
Call of the wild = Llama de la chupacabra
Charley horse = Carlos caballo
Floozie in the jacuzzi = Puta en el cenote
Hit the hay = Pelear con la hierba
Hush puppies = Callate perritos
Much ado about nothing = Haciendo un chingo para nada
Off the record = Apaga el disco
Once in a blue moon = Una vez tu culo fue azul
Road rage = Calle enojona
Take the cake = Robar el pastel
The last straw = El ultimo popote
The seven year itch = Necesitas ir al doctor para eso
Three sheets to the windo = Tres sabanas estan perdidos en el viento
Touchy-Feely = Pervertido
Vanish into thin air = No debes fumar no mas marijuana guey
Mea culpa = Es mi pinche problema
No way Jose = No mames Jose!
No playing with a full deck = No juegas en un patio lleno
Pipe down = Pipa abajo
Pipe dream = Pipa sueño
Piping hot = Pipa caliente
Word up = Palabra arriba
Fuck that = Coge eso!
Screw you = Tornillo tu!
Word to big bird = Palabra a el pajaro grande
Piss like a racehorse = Hacer pipi como caballo rapido
Pissed off = Pipi apagado

Ok if I think of more I'll let you know. I still think "Pedescar el Bimbo" is the best. If you have any, let me know and I'll add them to the list!