Twilight Zone

So um, I failed to mention I'm in Vancouver right now. LOL. Well I'm not really in Vancouver but sort of. In any case, I'm not in Mexico and I haven't slept well the past 3 days so I'm not really sure if I'm really here or not here or what.

Here are some interesting things that happened today:

- I went to a veggie/fruit store and got overwhelmed with the amount of fresh fruit and veggies that were all displayed ever so nicely. They were not gushy and rotting or damaged and old. You did not have to pick through them to get the best ones. And cherries! Glorious cherries!!!! Oh how yum. I liked how the veggies didn't have oil or wax on them too. That was a bonus.

- I got this awesome bread from a bread store. It was pumpkin bread with a sugary creamy cheese topping oh lordy. LORDY.

- I went to the bank and oh my god the young lad behind the counter was so freakin nice and friendly and I was like "blink blink. blink." ..... is this a movie?

- I had a meltdown in London Drugs (drugstore with all sorts of great things). Too many things, too many things to look at. Choices choices choices. Ouch my brain hurteded. Had to go FAST.

- We walked into Safeway and this cute tall man said "hello" and smiled. I felt like a dork and was like, "Hey mom, he said hi and didn't drool and say mamacita and turn around to look at my ass! He just said HELLO!??". Wow.

- It's the coldest June here on record. Um....WTF? It's like NOVEMBER weather. Oh well, at least I don't have a sweaty crotch.


Seriously, this IS the twilight zone.