"Seven Random or Weird Things About You"

Thanks Canuck! I'm sure she does this just to annoy me. But I need a distraction so I will humor you!

So here are only 7 of millions of weird things about me:

1) Squeeze the sponge out after you do the dishes. It stresses me out that you've left it all wet with bacteria growing in it in the sink.

2) I clench my jaw when I'm stressed out or often when I'm sleeping.

3) I can pick my nose with my tongue and touch my chin with my tongue. Yeah....I know yer totally jealous!

4) There is a certain way to pile up the dirty dishes. You must pile them MY way.

5) I like to sniff my pets.

6) In fact, I like to sniff a lot of things, including my shoes...you know to make sure they are funktified just right. Or even my old nasty boxing gloves. They bring back good memories and get the adrenalin pumpin.

7) It's more likely that I'll get pissed off and angry instead of crying. I was told that I behave more like a man because I am like this. My answer was, "At least I have more balls than you!". Isn't this often the case when someone says something jerky to you?