Hey Francine!

Are you sure there is nothing quirky about those French folk? Perhaps their stereotype is the only quirky thing about them. You know. That they are rude as hell and think their shit don't stank? How about we piss them off and tell them that Quebec wants to be a colony of France?

I'm sorry that Mexican cheese loses out. But I'm sure Mexican plumbing is far superior to the plumbing in France.

Boy I'm sarcastic today.

And funny.

And sexy.

And hot.